livingabovetherest:

hanukkahlewinsky:

is this what having a penis is like 

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Yes, that is exactly what having a penis is like

(via working2wonderland)

spacehamsters:

I work at a theater and we just got these I cannot believe this

(via mcaubergine)

vegbitch:

nikaalexandra:

anyone who says cats are the only assholes has clearly never owned a dog

Yesss

(via working2wonderland)

heyfunniest:

IT’S BACK

(Source: slendrman, via working2wonderland)

keennnddddrrrrraaaaaa:

justdrinktea:

so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

here’s a general gist of the translation:

Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.

I SHIT YOU NOT. 

(via bearyyy-cutee)

dismembered-dreams:

z-eniith:

this happened


Just don’t be a Native or you are absolutely fucking screwed.

dismembered-dreams:

z-eniith:

this happened

Just don’t be a Native or you are absolutely fucking screwed.

(via working2wonderland)

agentrodgers:

protomlad:

chelseawelseyknight:

agentrodgers:

voxnihilo:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

a-sensible-pantsuit:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

agentrodgers didn’t like how I made my sandwich.

you put jelly on one side of the bread and peanut butter on the other. that’s an abomination and at least I know how to make a proper sandwich

How else would one make a pb&j? Like do you put them on the same slice of bread? I am so confused?

She should show us how to make one since she is just SOOOOO GOOD!!!!!!

OKAY KIDS RYAN’S GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A PB&J SANDWICH

first you need your two slices of bread but as opposed to putting the peanut butter on one side, like some kind of animal, you’re going to put it on both

next you can slap your jelly of choice on and spread it in

now you can put the bread together and bag the sandwich for a meal later on

by making the sandwich like this, it stops the jelly from seeping through one side of the bread and making it all soggy when you eat it. I had to pack my lunch through the majority of school and that means having the sandwich sit in a bag for a solid 5 hours before I get to eat it and if you only put the jelly on one side, it’s going to bleed through the bread and be nasty but the peanut butter creates a buffer so it’s in prime condition

Dude black widow showed me how to make a sandwich

You’re welcome, citizen

oh my god

I want an Avengers AU that’s just about Sandwich making. 

quirkypopculturereference wrote a fanfic ‘here

(Source: the-fault-in-our-star-lord, via working2wonderland)

commandersheena:

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

(via pizza)

Anonymous said: your face reminds me of a 1950s housewife for some reason

agentrodgers:

What? C’mon now, don’t be silly!

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I mean, really, I’m not-

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Woah, where’d that come from?

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What am I wearing????

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The fuck is this?!!?!

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The fuck is that?!??!!

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Gee wizz, mister!

rupsidaisy:

plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over

(Source: 2bainzz, via livingoncigarettesanddreams)

I made @aislingobroin baby shower cupcakes :)  vanilla cupcakes with candy floss butter cream icing,sadly it was a bit too warm so the icing was melting #cupcakes #glitter #BabyShower #Ava  (at Bayside Sutton)

I made @aislingobroin baby shower cupcakes :) vanilla cupcakes with candy floss butter cream icing,sadly it was a bit too warm so the icing was melting #cupcakes #glitter #BabyShower #Ava (at Bayside Sutton)