is this what having a penis is like
Yes, that is exactly what having a penis is like
so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
here’s a general gist of the translation:
Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.
I SHIT YOU NOT.
Anonymous said: your face reminds me of a 1950s housewife for some reason
What? C’mon now, don’t be silly!
I mean, really, I’m not-
Woah, where’d that come from?
What am I wearing????
The fuck is this?!!?!
The fuck is that?!??!!
Gee wizz, mister!